Wendell is the smart nephew but secretly he is truly the anti-christ come to bring death by raining hotdog. In the end his fatmen minions will absorb any living soul into their rolls from which they will use ity as nutrients to produce mutant poops. With these poops they can terraform planet earth and turn it into an exact replica of hell.

Wendell's face when you hold a cross up to it.


  • He created the biscuit and used it as a battering ram while trying to assassinate the president
  • He is allergic to not being gay
  • Both of his parents are dead because he killed them gutted them and resurrected them as satanic minions
  • He enjoys farting poisonous gas that burns through the skin of his enemies
  • He likes your mom